Wie aan Super Mario Bros. denkt, denkt aan een hele leuke klassieke game die zelfs vandaag de dag nog zijn mannetje kan staan. Maar als je er serieus over na denkt, zoals de heren van Dorkly.com, dan kom je tot de conclusie dat dit een behoorlijk zieke en fucked up game is. Want de besnorrrrrde loodgieter is eigenlijk een pure psychopaat eerste klas. Lees dit artikel er maar over na en laat hier onder even weten of je het er mee eens bent.

Mario Kills Countless Enemies - Who Aren't Even Trying To Hurt Him

Let's say you're a Goomba - you don't exactly have the best life: you're short, you're weak, anyone who touches you dies, and you're named after an ethnic slur. Luckily, all you want to do with your time is peacefully walk across the world. You never target anyone, you mean no harm to a single soul - you're actually a peaceful, benevolent creature (who happens to look like the kingdom's primary food source). Hell, you don't even have any arms.

Suddenly - you get smashed. You're dead. Wha - What? Why? Who? Well, confused dead Goomba - an Italian plumber just crushed you to death for no goddamn reason. He jumped on your skull and flattened you because he felt like it. You were never trying to do anything to him, but because you dared to walk in his general direction, he ended your existence.

Mario is a violent nutjob. Very few of the enemies in Super Mario Bros. are actually trying to kill him. Sure, there's the Piranha Plants, the Thwomps, and maybe even the Hammer Bros., but the vast majority of the enemies Mario kills are just out for a walk: Koopas, Goombas, even Bullet Bills are essentially innocent creatures that can't control when or how they're launched. So why does Mario do this?

Because they were in his way. That's some Dexter-level thinking right there.