Cheaten is voor losers, maar zo heel nu en dan zijn er cheats die gewoon voor de fun of it zijn ingebouwd. Nu heeft de website Topless Robot een lijst gemaakt met acht cheats die echt waardeloos zijn. Dingen zoals....

5) GoldenEye 007: We Ran Out of Ideas for Cheats, You Guys

One of the must-haves for the Nintendo 64, GoldenEye 007 was wildly popular and still has a huge cult following, despite it not aging very gracefully. (Come on: Bond hardly looks human, much less like Pierce Brosnan.) But some of the most fun and replayability came from the cheats (the rest came from the ridiculously addictive multiplayer) that you could unlock from doing well in the single-player levels, which itself was a pretty innovative design decision at the time.

Unfortunately, for the effort you put in for some of the cheats, they're just dumb, like Paintball Mode, which causes your gun to shoot tie-dye splatters instead of, you know, bullets. It's colorful, we'll give it that, but it's kind of weird to kill people with paintballs. They're not getting back up, James. You killed those guys.

Then there's Line Mode, which turns the entire game into an A-ha video. It also has the fun side effects of making it fucking impossible to tell what's going on and giving you migraines. Thanks, MI6.