Ik ben iemand die je om 03.00 uur snachts kan wakker maken om trophies te gaan halen, maar niet al het gaat om deze lijst met de vijf meeste irritante trophies en achievements. De gene waar ik vooral een grafhekel aan heb en je me echt niet om 03.00 uur voor wakker moet maken.

Gathering collectibles


What you think they mean: 'Wow, you found all the hidden items on the map? You must really know the area like the back of your hand. Good job!'

What they actually mean: 'We're terrible people.'


Make no mistake: collectibles are the developer's PC way to flip us all the bird. It's like 'Sure, we could have made the story twice as long and awesome, but then Greg came up with the idea to just hide hundreds of things called 'blast shards' all over the place instead.' To which I say: 'Aw, c'mon, Greg. Blast shards?' This is the kinda thing that's not really challenging, but still manages to be frustrating as hell. Nervously looking back and forth between the laptop next to me in the bed and the TV and trying to figure out which rooftop I have to get to so I can pick up some garbage is not exactly what I'd call 'fun'.