Als je een video game speelt doe je dit om lekker te ontspannen of te genieten van een episch avontuur. Maar tijdens het spelen gebeuren er soms dingen die schokkend en gestoord zijn, maar je ontgaan. Daarom heeft de website Cracked.com nu dit artikel gemaakt en daar staat één van mijn favoriete games ooit en nu ben ik zeer geschokt.

#4. Viva Pinata -- A Cute Land of Incest and Murder

Viva Pinata is a relaxing game that revolves around managing a garden to attract adorable sentient pinatas, which we're just going to go ahead and roll with, because there is literally no explanation for that scenario that would make any kind of sense. As your garden grows, you attract more exotic species and have to fend off a few bad guys, but it remains a simple story about raising cute little critters that you can beat to death whenever you choose. They are pinatas, after all; you can't hide from destiny.

Your pinatas can even fall in love and reproduce, although to keep the game kid-friendly, they engage in a little mating dance instead of graphically penetrating each other with papier-mache genitals. That's all well and good until you realize that there are no familial distinctions among the pinatas -- they can engage in a little bone-dance with any other pinata in your garden. Siblings with siblings, children with grandparents ... your peaceful little garden is now host to a gargantuan and eternal incestuous orgy.

Let's loop back to the fact that pinatas are made for the sole purpose of being destroyed by candy-crazed kids. Sure, you can murder your pinatas on a whim, but worse, some of your critters will be "pinatavores," which have to eat other pinatas to become permanent members of your garden. To top it off, some pinata species hate each other and will fight to the death unless you swoop in and stop them. It's Game of Thrones for 8-year-olds.