Zes comic book crossovers die onbeschrijfbaar zijn

RDJ134 16 oktober 2010 om 01:16 uur

Crossovers zijn in de comic wereld heel normaal, maar wanneer de X-Men met Star Trek gemixed word dan is het wel erg vreemd. Maar de ongekroonde koning van weirde cross overs blijkt Superman te zijn die zelfs met Predators en Aliens heeft gevochten. Maar goed ook The Punisher had een tijdje geleden een vage gast in zijn comic serie, namelijk niemand minder dan Eminem de rapper met een moeder complex. De hele lijst met bizare crossovers kan je hier bekijken.

Unlike most bizarre celebrity cameos in comics, this one was done with Eminem's full approval and cooperation. The story opens with the Punisher slaughtering Eminem's bodyguards after a concert in Detroit.

The downside to having Eminem's approval is that you also get a shit-ton of Eminem's suggestions... which explains why the story tries so hard to make him look like a bad-ass. When Punisher attacks him, he just happens to be carrying a Glock, and we later learn he's wearing a bulletproof vest.

The plot reveals that Eminem is good buddies with one of the Punisher's rival hit men, a degenerate, merciless mass murderer called Barracuda.

Incidentally, the only reason the Punisher was around Eminem in the first place was to protect him from Barracuda ... which he somewhat paradoxically accomplished by murdering Em's bodyguards.

Eminem's story suggestions read like a child's interpretation of "cool toughness," as seen here, where Eminem beats the Punisher with a gun. While rapping.

Once the Punisher is lying on the floor unconscious, Eminem proceeds to shoot him in the chest.

This is when Barracuda reveals that he was the one hired by the Parents Music Council to murder Eminem, and that the Punisher was only there to stop Barracuda. 'Cuda takes Shady and the unconscious Punisher, chains them up together and runs off on a boat, to drown them instead of, say, shooting them directly in their faces. (He is a bad hit man.)

The comic ends with the Punisher and Eminem clearing up the misunderstanding and parting on more or less friendly terms. Eminem gets off the boat and continues to walk on the frozen water, while the Punisher sails away on the inexplicably unfrozen water, now on a new mission.

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except Barracuda. And the two dead bodyguards. And every single member of the Parents Music Council, evidently.

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