Kyle Machulis de eigenaar van de porno site slashdong.org (NSFW) heeft laten weten dat er nog voor de kerst de eerste Kinect seks titel zal verschijnen. Alleen zitten er uiteraard nog wel de nodige problemen aan vast, want de Kinect scant hele lichamen en hun bewegingen in en niet alleen je JR.

n a blog post titled "Kinect Sex--Because you knew I'd make this post sooner or later", he asked "How can I [have sex] using Kinect?". Ours is not to wonder why.

Have you had your breakfast? Good. Then we can begin.

Machulis said he experimented by waving a sex toy in front of Kinect, and then by wagging his tongue around in front of it. One small step for man and all that...

He concluded that though the graphics quality was lacking, the device was capable of picking up both the toy and his tongue. We really, really hope he didn't discover this playing Kinectimals.

"The Kinect alleviates the need for having hardware, because now as long as we have a shot of the 'action,' as it were, we can use that 'gesture' as a control," Machulis wrote. "Not only that, the gesture itself is the toy. Or you could employ a toy under the gesture."

But before you start humping away in front of Kinect's beady eye in search of carnal Nirvana, beware fellas - it appears there is at least one stumbling block.

"The pattern the Kinect uses to get depth data is made for picking up full bodies to control video games," Machulis explained. "[It] isn't quite so good at picking up minutiae about those bodies."

He added: "Genitalia, for the most part, are not a major geometric feature of the human body when taken in perspective of physical size....Neither are they normally used in the control of video games, be they rated [for all] or [for adults only]."