Wij van Eigenwereld.nl hebben mooie herinneringen aan TV series zoals ALF, Kabouter David, Dinosaurs etc etc. Maar wat deze series allemaal gemeen hebben is dat ze een behoorlijk WTF einde kregen van hun makers. Zo bleek Dallas een Satanisch einde te hebben, en vele seizoenen St. Elsewhere gewoon een fantasie te zijn geweest. Mocht je denken wat is RDJ vandaag depri, dit komt omdat het verdrongen trauma van ALF weer naar boven is gekomen. Anyway, de hele lijst kan je hier vinden.

In 1986, a friendly, wise-cracking alien crashed into the Tanner's garage, claiming to be the only survivor of his destroyed planet of Melmac. Despite being able to fluently speak English and explaining that his name is Gordon Shumway, the Tanners dubbed him ALF (for Alien Life Form) and only refer to him as such from then on. Kind of a dick move now that we think about it.

Initially, the Tanners weren't very happy to house a short smartass who wanted to eat their cat, but they soon realized the gravity of the situation after a man from the Alien Task Force showed up at their door. Curious, Kate Tanner asked the man just what would happen to ALF if they did catch him.

Actual quote from the first episode:

"We'll see how it responds to intense heat, freezing cold, high voltage, toxic substances, pain, sleep deprivation, inoculation [that's needles], and, of course, dissection."

"Why don't you just pull its toenails out?"

"You didn't let me finish."

Forget trying to learn about advanced science from this obviously technically superior species, our government would rather see what he looks like on fire.

Naturally, the Tanners decide that annoying or not, they absolutely have to keep ALF safe from the Alien Task Force so he won't be tortured to death. Over the next four years, the Tanners learned to love ALF and accept him as part of the family, until the Alien Task Force finally caught him!

Wait, What?

It starts when ALF receives a message from two surviving Melmacians, letting him know that they are going to colonize a new planet and want him to join them. ALF is torn between the continued survival of his species and his new family. Finally, he decides to join his own kind. The Tanners throw him a farewell party, have a very emotional goodbye and drive him to the outskirts of town to meet his friends' ship.

Then, just as the spaceship is preparing to pick him up, the Alien Task Force shows up, surrounding ALF. Frightened and low on fuel, his Melmacian buddies fly off, the agents close in on ALF and the credits roll, leaving viewers to assume the adorable, wise-cracking ALF is hauled off to be burned, frozen, poisoned, stabbed and finally gutted off-camera.