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Freezown schreef:Ik dacht eerst aan Kung Fu Panda, maar toen bedacht ik dat het Platvoet moest zijn. Am I correct?

If so:


"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

Niet googlen jongens, deze moet je kennen!

It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist!

A pig that doesn't fly is just a pig.

BRAINS! Live brains!