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Duckz schreef:Oh de baan op het eiland. idd zeer episch.
Ik ben nu nog vakkenvuller, maar ga werken in het uitgaanscentrum/hotel 't Haasje.
Dik loon & onder het werken eten + zuipen!
En de baas doet mee, hoe cool is dat? Normaal gesproken konden we dan naar het uitgaanscentrum gaan voor onze leeftijd (waar ik ga werken is 21+) maar die is helaas 2 weken geleden afgebrand, misschien heeft iemand het nog gezien op het journaal?

En nadia, ik zeg graag rare dingen =D

Duckz schreef:Hadouken! & Pendulum? Kan best aardig worden.

@Wouter: Hier ik ga daar in de spoelkeuken staan. Misschien af en toe nachtkeuken (200%) en dan hoef ik alleen burgers midden in de nacht te bakken Maar dat weet ik nog niet zeker.
Eerst zou ik dan gratis hierheen kunnen gaan, maar die is helaas afgebrand

Duckz schreef:Welke super werk je Side? Ik vind het op zich ook geen slechte baan. Maar bij ons is het de laatste tijd bij de vakkenvullers. Iedereen werkt er maximaal een half jaar en bokt weer op. Dat is een beetje gay.

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A friend of mine was getting a footjob from his girlfriend at the time. This happened about a month ago, to put this whole thing in a timeframe. Anyway, it went poorly, and somehow, with her monstrous toenails, she cut his foreskin and he had to get an emergency circumcision.
About a week ago, I got this message from him:

(12:22:13 AM): OH SO GUESS WHAT (12:22:23 AM): I got circumcised last tuesday and it's badly infected now (12:22:31 AM): it's bleeding, its oozing puss, my uretha closed up (12:22:33 AM): i have a catheter (12:22:34 AM): LOL (12:33:23 AM): I can see inside my dick. the stitches came unraveled and you can see down inside it and thru it

When I asked him how he did it, he told me that he had wanted to masturbate, but due to fear of infection, decided that it would be safer to put a condom on. Not satisfied, he put three more on as well. So, with his quad-wrapped penis, he got down to work. After his dirty work, he pulled the rubbers off, and found that the stitches went with them. So, he tore it open.

Apparently not satisfied, or lacking anything resembling willpower, he decided to try again, with new stitches in this time.

So, he tied a rope around it and went at it. I would like to take a moment to request that anyone who can figure out why he thought this was a good idea please e-mail me, because I am living in a netherworld of curiosity about how he came to this conclusion.

Shortly afterward, with all these horrible medical issues working against him, he got to climax. So, apparently, did his blood pressure.

It burst. The stitches tore, his urethra closed up. At time of writing, this happened about an hour ago. In that time, he has gone to the ER and seen a urologist, both sources assure him that it won't work very well ever again.

So, there he goes. Taking himself out of the gene pool for all of us. Even better, he has cystic fibrosis, so that's another condition besides bad decisions that he won't be passing down.

bron http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pendi ... 70351.html

coola schreef:das het mooi aan oost-souburg er zijn maar drie kerken

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Duckz schreef:Poiesz, spreek uit als pois