Moppen

Wil je gewoon over andere dingen praten? Dat kan dan hier!
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woutersuper
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Lid geworden op: za 20 feb 2010, 16:38
Locatie: Enter

Re: Moppen

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we moesten het oplezen maar dan met normale woorden
maar meer gelachen dan gelezen :P
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coola
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Lid geworden op: wo 10 feb 2010, 19:09
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Re: Moppen

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An American, an Englishman and a Scot are at a bar. Each of them orders a beer. As the bartender sets their drinks in front of them, three flies buzz in and each of them land in a beer.

The American pushes his drink toward the bartender and says, “There’s a fly in my drink. Pour me another.”

The Englishman picks the fly out, shrugs and takes a drink.

A sudden noise makes them glance over at the Scot, who is holding the fly over his drink and pinching it, saying “Spit it out, ye wee thievin’ bastard!”
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.
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