Vijf quotes uit Star Wars die totaal bullshit zijn

RDJ134 3 juli 2013 om 17:28 uur

De website Dorkly.com gaat even helemaal los in dit artikel, waarin in vijf legendarische quotes uit Star Wars (gelukkig uit de drie originele delen) even keihard onderuit worden gehaald. Dingen zoals....





5 Quotes From Star Wars That Are Just Total Lies

Unless the most powerful thing Darth Vader can imagine is a partially-transparent advice-giving ghost, Obi-Wan's kinda full of bullshit here. He actually becomes pretty much entirely powerless - he gives Luke some tips (as a voice in his head) and chats with Yoda a little. That's not very powerful at all, especially considering he's standing on a space station that literally blows up planets when he makes this claim. That alone is infinitely more powerful than what Obi-Wan becomes.

You know what Obi-Wan should have done with his ghost-powers? Mess with Vader CONSTANTLY. He's now a ghost who can show up anywhere in the galaxy at will. Just annoy Vader for the rest of his life. Follow him around and scream at him, keep him up at night by yodeling, tell everyone in the Empire embarrassing secrets about Anakin's past ("Ol' Darth there's childhood nickname was 'Annie.' Haha, no, I'm totes serious, you guys!"). You're a GHOST. Why not actually make use of that ability?

Then again, maybe he thought hanging around in a newbie pilot's head and chatting with a swamp Muppet was a better use of his ultimate power.

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