Wij van Eigenwereld.nl zijn gek op films en helemaal op het horror genre, die altijd doordrenkt is van standaard cliches. Maar waar weinig mensen bij stil staan is wat nu het gevaarlijkste beroep is in een horror film. Daarom heeft de website Fearnet nu deze lijst gemaakt, en daar van is de onderstaande onze favoriet.

Security guard - The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

When you're offered a well-paid position with a top-secret, ancient-god appeasing organization - the kind that slaughters teenagers in a macabre annual ritual to prevent the end of the world - the chances of you meeting a violently unpleasant end are quite high - especially if you happen to be the morally-conflicted security guard tasked with protecting snarky technicians who are in charge of bringing those teenagers to slaughter.

These guys monitor a horror film scenario, run a betting pool to determine which kid will bite it first and what "something scary" will do the biting - and they take great pride in their work. If only trying to remain morally neutral was all he had to worry about, it'd be a pretty straightforward job. When two of the intended sacrifices escape the shit really hits the fan, unleashing an army of captive beasties from the organization's monster zoo which promptly devour, torture, mutilate and massacre every human being in sight.

The security guard faces off against a group of evil scarecrows, who proceed to disembowel him until he conveniently detonates a grenade belt strapped to his chest.